Wednesday, May 06, 2009

You Know You're Tired When...

You know you haven't gotten enough sleep and are way WAY too tired when...

- you make coffee, only to realize you put the grounds where the water goes and the water where the grounds go.
- you mistake your black cat for a pair of shoes and jump 10 feet when the shoes move.
- you can't seem to figure out how to make your screen door open... something about a locking mechanism gets lost in exhaustion.
- you hear a car "beep" and wonder how much insurance you'll get if your car is stolen.
- you hear a second "beep" and thank the person for locking your car again.
- you attempt to throw out your clothes and put the trash in the washing machine. 
- you cannot run your errands yet because nothing will be open for several more hours.
- you stare into the mirror, confused... then pout because the dark circles are NOT going away with face wash. 
- your ability to spell has remained in bed while your body attempts to respond to emails and Facebook messages.
- you actually take those Facebook quizzes.

I'm sure there are more... but it's a good start to summarize my day.

1 comment:

Reagan said...

Oh no! Get some sleep!!

I'm actually on Ambien right now and I lurrrrrv it!