- you make coffee, only to realize you put the grounds where the water goes and the water where the grounds go.
- you mistake your black cat for a pair of shoes and jump 10 feet when the shoes move.
- you can't seem to figure out how to make your screen door open... something about a locking mechanism gets lost in exhaustion.
- you hear a car "beep" and wonder how much insurance you'll get if your car is stolen.
- you hear a second "beep" and thank the person for locking your car again.
- you attempt to throw out your clothes and put the trash in the washing machine.
- you cannot run your errands yet because nothing will be open for several more hours.
- you stare into the mirror, confused... then pout because the dark circles are NOT going away with face wash.
- your ability to spell has remained in bed while your body attempts to respond to emails and Facebook messages.
- you actually take those Facebook quizzes.
I'm sure there are more... but it's a good start to summarize my day.
1 comment:
Oh no! Get some sleep!!
I'm actually on Ambien right now and I lurrrrrv it!
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